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please take a look at the attached word file. -Thank you ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows (depending on the nature of the deliverables): a) For web sites or other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's environment--Deliverables must be installed by the Seller in ready-to-run condition in the Buyer's environment. b) For all others including desktop software or software the buyer intends to distribute: A software installation package that will install the software in ready-to-run condition on the platform(s) specified in this bid request. 3) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on the site per the coder's Seller Legal Agreement). * * *This broadcast message was sent to all bidders on Friday Aug 17, 2007 5:10:01 AM: dear bidders, The time frame for this project is 15 days. Must be fully tested and bug free by then. If this is do able by you within that time frame please post a new message along with your bid. Coders who have msged me just their portfolio without a bid, could you please include a bid as well. As I am on a tight budget and I wouldn't want to waste your time if your rates are beyond my budget. Coders who have 0 feedback, I am willing to consider if they are willing to put a 10% expert coders guarantee. Please let me know. Thank you all of your time * * *This broadcast message was sent to all bidders on Tuesday Sep 4, 2007 12:50:37 AM: Hi, I have made a few changes to this project, and have thus posted a new project [login to view URL] Please review it and if you are interested, please place a new bid over there. Thank you ## Platform linux, php, mysql