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Looking For Not So Usual Writers For A Not So Usual Book. A Very Unique Job Post.

$1500-3000 USD

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Attention - This might be the most interesting job post you'll ever read. Are you a writer that can make anyone's heart BEAT, BANG AND HAMMER with such extreme fascination that they stop everything else and chow down every word you write like a cheetah on red bull? Can you take a simple concept and make it dramatic, eye-catching and thrilling at the same time? Are you crafty enough to use tiny little words on paper to make anyone's emotions rise and fall like the ocean waves? First things first. Our target market is "WOMEN" and women love details. Lots of them. Which is why we need someone who is a master wordsmith and has a third degree black belt in "SHOW" and "TELL" style of writing. Here is what I need from you… 1- I am lazy. No seriously. I truly am. If you ever saw the condition of my work table you'd know exactly what I mean (It looks as HORRIFIC as a messy city after a hurricane). Since I am lazy, I can't give my writer the luxury of being lazy and don't need someone who writes just for the heck of filling pages. I need someone who loves, is addicted to and is actually obsessed with this craft. I'll give you "SPECIFIC" notes (I'll provide the research, which sometimes might be a few lines) and you'll have to make it sound valuable, logical and full of juice. In short, I'll handle the research part (so you have your work slightly cut out for you) and you'll have to expand, enlarge and embellish it. 2- I love speed. I know in real life, speed can kill. However, in the wonderful world of writing, speed can actually save lives. Therefore, I need someone who can write with the speed of a bullet train. But… And this is a seriously big "BUT". Putting words on paper just isn’t enough. These words have to be meaningful and powerful. Ideas should flow from your brain as smoothly as water off a duck's back. 3- I’ve had some terrifyingly unusual experiences with a few writers online. I've hired a few writers in the past who promised to build me a "TAJ MAHAL" but when they return the work, it looked no better than the budget room of a rundown motel. My expectations have been assaulted and brutally murdered more times than I can count. Therefore, please explain in vivid and clear detail why you believe that you're the right person for this job. In short, can you evoke a response from me? If yes, you're the right person for this job. 4- Do you know how to make something sound valuable? I HATE generic writing with a passion. Just pull up a random Google search about "How to make a man like you" and you'll find yourself in a jungle of links after links with ridiculously horrible content like - Dress nice, smile, speak politely and magically the man of your dreams will crawl over burning coal just to have a moment of your time. Whenever I see content like this, it's like watching a car wreck in slow motion. It's never pretty. Which is why - I need someone who can not only make it highly juicy to read, but also make it sound so valuable that the end user gets plenty of "AHA" moments. Now let's get to the part that you've been eagerly waiting for… MONEY. So you probably have 2 questions right now - How much do you want me to write and how much will you pay me? Well, currently I have several projects (I might tell you more about it in case you match the requirements), however, this project is for a 50,000 word e-book. The theme of this book is "How to win over any man you desire". And you'll get $2000 to finish this (we can discuss the turnaround time once you message me). There you go, that’s my short & sweet list. If you happen to match my requirements then I’ll welcome you exactly like a fat kid welcomes a cheese cake. P.S Please reply back to this job with the title - "I'll build you a Taj Mahal". This is just to weed out a few writers who reply to every job post without bothering to read it. P.P.S Do attach any and every sample you have which proves that you can do this job.
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TURNITIN Plagiarism Report, Perfect work and references will be shared. I am having a Masters of Science in Management Sciences and Bachelors of Science in Business Administration having gold medals in both. I have completed my A & O Levels from Cambridge. I have been working as an academic writer for the last 3 years having great experience of working on various projects, academic writing tasks, essays, dissertations, proposals and reports. I have great research, communication and problem-solving skills that distinguish me from others. I am responsible, committed and dedicated to meeting the deadline by submitting high-quality work. I can follow Harvard, MLA & APA referencing styles according to your requirements. I also check the plagiarism of my work on Turnitin and write check before submission that i can share with you for the originality of my work. Hopefully I get this opportunity to work with you as I am sure it will be a good working experience.
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I'll build you a Taj Mahal. Hi, I'm Rohan and I'm confident I can write you the unusual and eccentric book you so thirst for. First off, a little about me. I'm a gay man recently out of college who absolutely loves writing, I love experimenting with oddly placed words, I like details, grand descriptions, and I especially love exploring the entire range of human experiences. I've been writing ever since my cognitive faculties first kicked in, but I've been writing commercially for the past year, and in that time I've written everything from traditional romance novellas, hardcore erotica, and droll-as-hell blogs for which we seem to share a combined aversion. You can of course go through my uploaded samples to gauge my writing style, however most of them are SEO-type articles, though some of them are articles that I had published in newspapers. If you want, I can also send you samples of some of my creative articles and stories. I was really pleased to go through your description because I feel you're more amenable to offering your writers creative license to go all bizarre? If so, then I'm your man! I can also write real fast, perhaps not as fast as a Cheetah on Adrenalin, but definitely faster than most other writers you would come across. As long as your deadline is reasonable, I can meet it. I also happen to be a "Preferred Freelancer" in this site with great reviews and I've put down a considerable deposit for this project, so you know you can trust my services.
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Hi, I am a specialized writer, and I have some skilled article writers. I always confirm the articles while transferring to the client. Do not be anxious about the deadline. I am excited to come for your reply. Thanks with best regards jannatun
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Dear Employer, Looking for a best Seo Optimized Article Writer? you have arrived at the best bid. I have 9 years experience in Seo Optimized Articles / Report/Content/Academic writing and assure you the quality work on time as per your requirements. I will provide plagiarized free content with in the deadline and available to provide updates after regular intervals on gmail/skype. Guaranteed Plagiarism Free Content As I have TURNITIN ACCOUNT & CS PREMIUM ACCOUNT. I would love to talk further about this task and your accurate prerequisites. I am certain I can give you first rate material that will fit your needs. I pride my work on being Proficient, of the most noteworthy quality and constantly conveyed on time.   Smiling Regards Vikram Singh Tomar - M.B.A - Finance Rich Content Writer & Writing Specialist At Gayatrisoft. Pvt. Ltd Article Writer | News Writer | Content Writer | SEO Expert | Graphics Designer| Web Designer| Academic Writer / Ezine Expert  
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I'll build you a Taj Mahal. I am a native US English speaker with a degree in writing. I have been published one time through a traditional publisher and I have self published one time. I have experience with works of this length. That said, I am a fiction writer. Unlike most on this site, I am not here to cram words down your throat. You are clearly someone who takes the time to write a decent post and you are looking for quality. That said, I typically write for females, with female protagonists, and with a flair for detail. I'd be interested in hearing if there is a specific premise. If you're interested in a sample, my traditionally published work is Blood Forest, under the name Jonathan Taylor, and my self published novel is Anywhere Tomorrow, under the same name. You can find both on Amazon. Blood Forest has a significant number of reviews, thanks to my publisher's extensive use of free promotions. Anywhere Tomorrow's is more conservative, as I have done no marketing to promote it. If you have any questions, please reach out to me in chat. I am eastern US, so please expect a response time commensurate with that time zone.
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Hi (A bit mundane). I could try "you look nice" but I can already feel my skin crawl at the thought! So, the Taj Mahal. The resplendent structure built by Shan Jahan in honour of one of his many deceased wives? The Palace that evokes personal and unique memories for all who visit to this day. Oh, I wandered off topic there. You want me to tell women how to get the man in the first place, not where to go on their honeymoon! I have also assumed that you want a book delivered in a reasonable timescale, not the 20 years it took to build! I would love to say a week however that would probably suggest I am the female equivalent of the bullet train. It is an endearing analogy though I am not quite as streamlined and own very little silver clothing. I also doubt a silver vibrator, sleek eye-shadow with a splash of glitter would be enough! I think four weeks would be more realistic though I aim to deliver before then; after all, the lady should come first. Sorry! The book, the book should come first! I'll also put a hold on dating while I complete your book. Perhaps I will conjure some better advice than brushing my teeth and waxing my legs - you know, just in case! Anything has to be better than the quiz from a glossy magazine. Incidentally, I answered all questions with 'A' and am destined to be alone - who knew! As for valuable advice - boil the water before making the coffee, I find that always helps! Thanks for reading (or some other well meaning platitude) Ally
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5,0 (2 ocen)
2,9
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