Writing is an easy thing, right? Everyone can write, but who can write something that will attract your readers' attention and keep them reading?
Wanna know who??
No seriously, do you wanna know??
Well, you're reading this, and that means I can do it.. and this easy trick is just one of the tricks I know in writing, (of course these other tricks won't be as cheesy as this one), and I'm ready to use it to grab your readers attention.
I'll research your topic, up to a level of knowledge that can get me to write passionately about it, and I'll deliver that passion to your readers.
I optimize on quality rather than quantity, and I can't wait to work with you, dear customers